The Astrology Story Episode 8

"Where am I...?" "Am I dead, am I in la la land?" ......., "what's that sound?" "who's there?" ........"why is there a music band standing in front of me?" "OH....it?s ...it?s..."

Intro music of the episode comes on: "it's raining men hallelujah!! it's raining men!!" .......fast forward, oh commercial time, boo!

The following program contains sexy language, violence but no nudity. Viewer discretion is advised.

Episode 8: The Doodoo Island.

In this setting, Pisces B woke up in front of a musical stage, and there are 6 familiar strangers ready to perform their debut album - from left to right - Cancer Tae, (1st person on the left, an adorable person) Lion Sher (2nd person, a charismatic person), an unknown cancer (3rd person, very handsome), Scorpio (4th person, very ugly), EI (5th person, a long girly hair girly male), and HSF (6th person).

This is a song dedicated to my homegirl Pisces B, the song title is: "Let's fly in mid-air tonight"

"1, 2" 1..., 2 ..........*oooOOOhhh~wooo~wuuuu oh wuuuu*

Lion Sher starts off and sing his line:

Sher: "They say you are pretty mean~! but for me~ I don't believe it so"

Gackt begin his line after Sher!! (revealed himself as another cancer male, he's Bree's favorite idol)

he sings: "Lets' allow us two..., HOLD EACH OTHER tenderly deeply closely ~ till forever and ever ~ ooooooooooooh wooooo~ "

Scorpio H: "oooh bree, I sing like crap, I ruin the mood I'm so sorry sorry, and I'm so ugly ugly yea!!"

EI: "Pisces B, I just want to feel it with you, on this romantic mid-air flight, and let us do ballerina on this plane tonight"

HSF: "let's just all sing sing sing weeeeeeeeeeee!! singing is a happiness., weeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Cancer T: "chai toh chai hay, ta la tang la hey, town tor tor tae town wooo woooooo" (no idea what the hell I'm saying)

No idea what is going on? Everyone, CLICK here: [link]

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">And reread the first paragraph, then you'll know.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">....Pisces B is fangirl-ly shocked, "OMG! OMG! IT'S GACKT-KUN!!!!!!!" the rest of the guys shouted: ''hey what about us, we're here, hello? we sang too..." .......Gackt slowly approaches to Pisces B, his tender lips slowly opened, and whispered: "Pisces B, baby, what is that...thing on your face?"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Pisces B panics and talks to herself just like what Homer Simpson always used to do..."oh no, is there tears on my face, what is it, oh no, it must be the Kentucky fried chicken fatty skins stuck on my face OH SO EMBARRASSING!!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">....Gackt replies: "Pisces B, there is something, your..., there's ...an angelic natural beauty covering nicely all over your beautiful face" AWWWW in girly voices by the rest of the non-important band members, B suddenly fangirl-ly faints, Gackt is about to come closer to give Pisces B a perfect CPR...a one-in-a-million life time CPR ....., he's coming closer...closer and...

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">"WAKE UP! B. WAKEUP!" ....Taurus E shouted, Pisces B screams: "You're not Gackt-kun, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">B:"Where are we?" <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">E: "We're on an island, you've been unconscious for the past 5 hours!!''

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Pisces B looks around, there's the ocean in front of us, bunch of pineapple trees, and lots of sand around us...but,

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">B: "where's everyone?" <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">E: um, you might want to turn around

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Pisces B turns around, she sees a violent hot-headed Pisces M walking around in circle like a socially-awkward nerd and shouts: "WHERE'S MY SCORPIO POOP POOP"?

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">She's in a meltdown, she's crying and epic-pmsing: "I WANT MY POOP POOP, AHHHH! ALL I COULD FIND WAS HIS MUSLIM HAT!! I'M GOING TO DIE DIE DIE IF I CAN'T FIND FIND FIND HIM" .....

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Pisces B looks further ahead, she sees Cancer and EI Mexican having a staring contest, its so intense, its on, the war is on!!

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">E: "B, they've been having a staring contest for the past 5 hours, I think they are going to choke each other to death in any minute" <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">B, still daydreaming about her Gackt-kun going shirtless and rubbing his own titties, E quickly pinches B's cheeks and yells at her.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">E: "B, STOP IT!! Stop daydreaming!!!!! We' re going to die, save us!!!!!!!" <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">B: "E.., shiiiiiiiiiii! .......or else I'll say Down..." <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">E: "Don't do it!" <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">B: "...With" <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">E: "Noo...noo...don't" <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">B: "Webster!!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">E quickly collapses onto the sand and starts daydreaming in a hurry.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">The shirtless wet Down With Websters band members all appear in E's head and E starts zombie-dancing and singing:

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">E: "Whoa is me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!" <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">B: "LOL wake up E!!" <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">E (starts doing the moon dance and keeps singing): "I~TRY~TO~TELL~U~WHAT~U~WANT~TO~HEAR~BUT I'M WRONG!!" <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">B: "........." <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">E: "I PROBABLY WON'T AMOUNT TOO MUCH BUT THIS SONG~"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Out of nowhere, Captain Taurus pops into the scene and splashes E's face with a bucket of holly water.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">E: ''Ahhhhhhhhh, they were about to give me CPR!! *SADNESS*'' <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">T: You guys, let's get our sh!t act together, there's no sh!t time to waste, let's be logical and come up with an idea to get out of this sh!thole!!

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">All three girls look at each other.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">T: Let's see what the daily horoscope section of this newspaper I'm randomly holding is talking about, let astrology tells us what we should do!! <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">E: ''TOTALLY!! WOOT!! WOOT!!'' <span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">B: Captain, check what they said about Pisces, I want to know if there's any relationship advice for my sign, please please please!!

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Uh oh, EI hears it, turns his face around and looks straight at Captain Jen, Cancer T sees a golden opportunity, an opening! Quickly lands a sucker punch on EI's face and happily says:

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Cancer: ''I WIN! I WIN! WOOH WOOH! B!TCH U GOT OWNED! YOU MY B!TCH NOW!!''

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">EI didn't seem to care, however he starts walking like a little b!tch, walks straight up to the girls, and calmly says:

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">EI: What are you guys doing, first of all, I don't want to upset you guys but, let's be calm and hear me out, I would like to say...I personally don't care about astrology but...I still recognize that astrology is 100% fake.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Taurus E and J gets up in EI's face and starts threatening EI.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">E: Shut up you little b!tch, who gives you the right to voice your trolling opinion, shut the bumba.clot up mon!

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">EI: E, why you being mean to me and Captain Jen, remember this, you supposed to love me a long time, you know you want me, I'm your Jensen Ackles, I'm your Dean Win...

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Captain Jen interrupts and says "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!", everyone in the scene does the *finger-snap*! Even cancer who's standing afar does his finger-snap too!

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">EI quickly panics, kneels down and goes in his fetal position again and starts to cry like a little b!tch...

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">EI: *Tears* all I ever wanted was to have friends in the horoscope section, I'm so lonely, so lonely, Mr. Lonely, I have nobody, to call my own girl!

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Cancer finally walks toward to the group, and calmly says.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">"Ladies, don't be so hard on my little b!tch, I hate to break it to y'all, but..., truthfully, last year, EI got cheated on by his astrologer boyfriend, and I was in disbelief when EI told me this, his astrologer bf actually cheated on him with a fat extreme religious, fat, ugly-looking man., so please, guys, leave this liddo b!tch alone."

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">EI: "NOOOOO! Cancer Tae, you weren't supposed to tell, I'm gonna kill you, you stupid golden nip homo! you E-bully! you damn recovering trollaholic..."

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Cancer T: EI, you're sensitive, don't do that in front of me

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">EI: "OH NO U DIDN'T* (everyone in the scene snaps their fingers AGAIN)...''what you called me, u bloody fool?"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Cancer T: "You mad? Oh why you mad? I ain't mad so why you mad? you know what I just said, you speak English, you understand English?? I said, you are s-e-n-s-a-t-i-f-f, do I really have to correctly spell it out for you?"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Taurus E: "That's enough guys, we understand now okay, we forgive EI, he's a forever lonely jerk off, we get it now!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Everyone agrees, and now they want to think of a real strategic getting-the-f*ck-out-of-here plan...

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">but suddenly..., someone from far above, up in the sky, starts laughing like a joker, who is it? it's not E, not Cancer T, not Captain T, nor B., nor the guy next door, nor the token black guy, who is it?

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Everyone looks up, someone is in mid-air, flying on his parachute, slowly falling, and falling, and falling onto the sand, he reveals himself, with a boombox in his hand.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">''YO! YO! YO!''

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">He starts rapping and boom boxing in his 50 cents music...,

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">"You say you a gangsta, but you never pop nothin, you say you a wanksta, then you need to stop frontin."

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Everyone shouted: "wanksta please! get the jerk off filmrating outta there!!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Wanksta immortal or moron outlaw was supposed to be dead but he got away and now being cocky about his scorpio b*tches...

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Suddenly he had it, he's fed up with life, if he had any life that is....

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Outlaw couldn't hold his psychotic rage, he starts to laugh like a troll-face, he is freaking out of control, he freaking pulls out his C4 bomb and starts threatening the whole crowd.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Everyone panics, but not EI. He quickly runs toward to Moron Outlaw, struggle with him, and yells:

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">EI: "Everyone! I got this, I will self-sacrifice! I will die with him! If I ever get to live, please be my friends, I need somebody, I don't want to be a loser anymore"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">They held each other violently, there's a bonfire nearby (yes, it magically appears), EI and Outlaw grabbed each other straight into the bonfire, a huge explosion rams into scene,

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Everyone screams,

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Taurus E: "NOOOO!!!!!!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Captain T: "YAYYYYYYYYY! I MEAN NOOOO!!!!!!!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Pisces B: "NOOOO!!!!!!!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Cancer T: "You're sensitive."

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">EI did what he had to, it was a heroic moment, he died for all of us, we know deep down inside he is not that troll we used to hate, there is a sorrow, sympathetic, and pathetic yet soft side in him, if we look deep down inside, he is just like all of us, except he is ugly, girly, stupid, but he is a hero in this touching moment.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Then *fast*forward*...,

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Few hours later, everyone is hungry, they have no idea what to expect next.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">They gather around, sitting in a circle, they are quiet, they panic, and they are starving, ......

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Everyone also wonder where Pisces M went.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">5 seconds later, Pisces M magically appears in front of them,

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">M: Ta la!! you guys missed me?"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Everyone looks at her, their face turned zombie-like, they outrageously run into her

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">they scream and grab M: "we hungry, we want food, we want tuna fish, tuna sandwich, tuna cake, tuna waffle!!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">M is scared, she screams but no one gives a rat ass about it,

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">then, .......................WHOA, there's a portal magically appears! Someone pops out of the portal, he seems to be appeared in a white knight-shining armor along with his newly designed Hip Hop Muslim hat.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">"LET GO OF HER! SHE BELONGS TO ME!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Everyone looks at him, OMG! it's...it's...

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">IT'S SCORPIO POOP POOP!!

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Pisces M screams with tears of joy.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Scorpio yells with tears of joy.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">they look at each other from blocks away, straight into each others eyes, pin down on each others soul, ...

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">(drag to 3:00) : ---) [link]

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">listen to it till the end...this is what the music background sounds like when those two looked at each other from miles distance.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">And I eeeeeeeee ahhhhh I will always, loooooooooooooooove u wooooooooooooooooooooo~

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Narrator in the background says:

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">True love does exist, it brings these two lovebird together, they wanted nothing but an eternal life together, tenderly and romantically holding each others like Beauty and the Beast, they cry together, laugh with each other

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">True love does exist and it blah blah blah, blah blah blah, and it blahs, and blah blah blah at the end and blah blah die blah

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">The crowd went awwww, Pisces M and Scorpio held each other tight, there goes a happy ending for these two., how lovely.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Taurus E: "We should throw a wedding for these two, who's the Ring-bearer, maybe we should text msg Gollum and see if he wants to do it!!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Captain T: "I hope Jensen Ackles is there as one of the groomsmen *wink*"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Pisces B (daydreams about her Gackt-kun) and moans: "give it to me, make it rough!, yea baby yeah''

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Everyone looks at Pisces B, Taurus E: ''Let her have it, she's having daydream sex. Relax guys, it's just a fangirl hard on, no big deal!!''

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Cancer T finally talks after being muted all this time.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Cancer: "and I eeeeee I eeeeeee ahhhhhhhhhh, will always, love youuuuu U ahhhhhh will always'' ...he runs out of breath and passes out.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">However, everyone scratches their head, how can they have a wedding in this island, how?

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Somewhere nearby, there's a tree, if you look up, there's something, and UH OH, hell no, fo real, nah ah, say what! say what! Now that's what I'm talking about!...

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">What is it about? Oh, a group of ninja-looking monkeys jumped right out of the tree, they're all in ninja-turtle cow-wa-bung-ga mode and gathers around the horoscope crowd.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">This becomes a planet of the ape scene, the monkeys start pounding their chest, its leader, walks up to the astrology group, starts going giggity giggity, giggity goo dances, and happily said,

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">"B!TCHES!!! I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">The whole horoscope crowd is in disbelief, with tears of joy,

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">"it's... Doodoo monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Doodoo: "Welcome to the Doo Doo Island, you want a wedding, you GOT yourself a wedding! We're going to host a wedding here tomorrow, now come with me, come rest in our 6 star hotel-ish monkey tree house, and Pisces May, *tears* I still have a crush on you, but..I will grant you and Scorpio Poop a doodoo island wedding!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Pisces M cries: "I know *tears* Doodoo, I know you wuv me long time, *tears*, all I ever wanted for you is to be happy, but my heart belongs to Poop Poop, I love him like a love song, baby, I really love him like a love song and I repeat-peat-peat"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Scorpio: "Shut up b*tch, and get married already!"

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Everyone goes to the heart of the island, gets rest up and prepare for the big day tomorrow.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">THE END.

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Next time on episode 8

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">What will happen in this wedding, are there going to be "oh no u didn't" drama going on?

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Is Captain Taurus going to find a hot handsome groomsman?

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Is Taurus E going to find the legendary ringbearer Gollum and also secretly go find Reverend Chris?

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Is Pisces B going to find the love of her life in this wedding?

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Is Cancer T going shirtless again, and crash the wedding party?

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Are the "May Not Poop couple" going to ever last?

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Is the soon to be wife going to sleep with a random stranger in the wedding, before saying yes to her significant others?

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Tune in next time on Episode 9

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Astrology Story Show clothing and makeup, is brought to you by The Yahoo Fashion Company,...

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">........................, now on the episode of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN FART........

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Never mind....,

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">hope this episode didn't confuse anyone...,

<span style="color: rgb(44, 54, 53); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(211, 223, 209); ">Breena, I'm done! WOOT!! It's your turn to shine